masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus


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springheeledjack:

springheeledjack:

Not taking any of Crayola’s shit today.

I think this is my first post to break 100. Clearly many of us have issues.


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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit


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Title: Florida Kilos
Artist: Lana Del Rey
Played: 57477 times

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opakia:

click on my 'free promos' tab to gain thousands!


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kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker


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memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

image


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werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY


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